I know a woman with a set of keys
but I have mostly locks
there are keys tucked away
that don’t fit anything
a little Alice in the palace
remember that insomniac Goldilocks
I guess the other question is
where are the other locks
In the Christmas tin full of nails
its a combination lock
with a happy solution
visible as a fortune cookie riddle
Q: Why does a woman lose track of locks and keys
A: Because she knows intruders
wicked intruders